But What Does HammerheadFistpunch Have to Say About it?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 01/04/2018 at 15:43 • Filed to: Hammerhead says, unnecessary capitolization

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I’ve heard you people of oppo, loud and clear. You want to know what I think of the new G-wagon that was recently “leaked”. Also, thank you I have been working out.

So what do I think of it?

To tell you the truth, I could fit all my feelings about it into my store brand sandwich bag of care.

Its a thing that no longer does the thing it was meant to do, but its been appropriated to do other things that it doesn’t do well, but this one does those things less not-well than the other one that did those things less well than the new one does. Its new and improved you see.

So good job buyers of a thing that doesn’t do the thing that made you like them not quiet enough to put up with the things that come with territory of the things you like about it, you now own a thing that looks like that but without actually having to...you know...BE that. We’re all impressed with your digital watch, btw.

Nibby > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 16:00

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M A L L R I D E R

HammerheadFistpunch > Nibby 01/04/2018 at 16:06

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You’ll get caught up in the...Mallrider. MALLRIDER!

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 16:09

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Its a thing that no longer does the thing it was meant to do, but its been appropriated to do other things that it doesn’t do well, but this one does those things less not-well than the other one that did those things less well than the new one does. Its new and improved you see.

So good job buyers of a thing that doesn’t do the thing that made you like them not quiet enough to put up with the things that come with territory of the things you like about it, you now own a thing that looks like that but without actually having to...you know...BE that. We’re all impressed with your digital watch, btw.

Are you talking about BMW or the G-Class here?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > WilliamsSW 01/04/2018 at 16:15

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Yes.

HammerheadFistpunch > WilliamsSW 01/04/2018 at 16:16

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and 100 more > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 16:17

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Thanks, thanks for that earworm.

Jerk, take your star!

and 100 more > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 16:20

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Also comes in dark red:

Optional two-door variant, in pastel blue:

JR1 > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 17:14

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“Its a thing that no longer does the thing it was meant to do”

That is not the cars fault though. That’s the owners fault.

HammerheadFistpunch > JR1 01/04/2018 at 17:25

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Well no, not really. It was meant to fulfill a military and industrial role which it no longer will as they will keep using the 461 model for that

JR1 > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 17:36

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The 463 is still a pretty capable and durable vehicle off road though

HammerheadFistpunch > JR1 01/04/2018 at 17:40

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Sure, but this isn’t the 463. Any respect I had for that model doesn’t carry forward here

average user > HammerheadFistpunch 01/04/2018 at 18:34

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I have a question a la Doug: Why are the hinges still exposed and the rear window still tiny? They could have fixed those with the redesign.